What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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No, not a chance

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

What is the story of how you met your spouse?

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What do you think of the controls that will be set up over information flows at Taiwan's Ministry of Foreign Affairs' missions?

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

No go.

— we are metamorphosing!

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Still no good

What do you think of Sony's generative AI rendering Aloy in a Horizon: Forbidden West demo?

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

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